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@QwertyJones3: Doctor: "Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment."

*Turns on laser*

*Patient's face is attacked by cats*

Doctor: “Just lie back and relax, I’ll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment.”

*Turns on laser*

*Patient’s face is attacked by cats*

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