@BuckyIsotope: *doctor looks up*
I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease
"Oh god what's The Cure?"
*doctor sighs*
It's worse than I thought
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@Quartzjixler: Her: Is breakfast almost ready? Me: Yeah, I just have to drain the sausage. Her: Can't we please wait till after breakfast for that?
@VerifiedJayy: Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass
@GoldenSpirals: Laughed hysterically and said "Oh yes, please do" after the pizza shop guy asked if he could put the sauce in my box. I think I scared him.
@Mr_goose007: If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk.
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