@howe007: Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago.
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@BrianIncognito: My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
@TheToddWilliams: Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit