@JimmerThatisAll: Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman.
@MommaUnfiltered: What do you mean your dog doesn’t have a middle name. How does he know when you’re angry.
@BrianIncognito: My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
@TheToddWilliams: Boss: It's been a tough year Jim
J: Am I laid off?
B: No
J: Fired?
B: No
J: What then?
B: You're to be executed at noon.
J: This is bullshit
@nraymz: Drank two Monster Energy drinks and started my car by screaming at it.
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