@howe007: Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago.
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@EviGarth: 'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
@Amburglar_: I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants.
@Kyle_Lippert: My ex and I would role play from time to time. She would dress up as a teacher and call my mother to tell her that I ate the Crayons again.
@NintenDom: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.