@PaulyPeligroso: 90 years from now, they'll sing songs about the courage and bravery you displayed during the great "Instagram Selling Your Photos" skirmish.

@david8hughes: Customer: is it 4 wheel drive? Me [counting the wheels]: yeah Customer: no like can it go off-road? Me [looking around showroom]: well yeah

@bonehugsnirony: me: [thinking] I don’t want kids my mom: [2000 miles away gets a mental notification and texts me] how could you do this to me?

@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.

@NewYorker: A cartoon by Sam Gross from 1998, in honor of our 90th Anniversary Book of Cartoons: