@howe007: Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago.
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@AnitaHelmet: There's a skinny girl inside me who is just DYING to get out. She stole the last cupcake & then bragged about her metabolism, so I ate her.
@HatfieldAnne: Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story.
@KalvinMacleod: CASHIER: would you like to donate one dollar to charity? ME: no thank you SATAN (sitting on a throne made of human skulls): excellent choice