@howe007: Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago.
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@NATxHAN: Had a 6" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry.
@OfficialMizGin: I wish I were a Jedi. I don’t want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe all day.