@kumailn: Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England.
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@famouscrab: u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question
@david8hughes: [sees a dog about to get run over] Me [dives toward dog & rolls to safety]: that was close [sees a cat about to get run over] Me: car coming
@TheSharona06: My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright.
@shashaintl: Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles.