@little_hansel: What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?
@GregDorris: I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm not a stupid person. I have a college degree. But I'll never understand how a fan can collect so much dust when it's constantly moving.
@Sassafrantz: Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
@yungfedora: *hits bong*
*abuses bong*
*bong calls bong protection agency*
*bong custody taken*
*bong put in foster home*
*bong misses old life*
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