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@coolidiot2000: [doctors exam]

"I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."

-uh oh, what does that mean doc?

"it means you're fat"

[doctors exam]

“I’m feeling a lump here. Here’s another. You have several lumps.”

-uh oh, what does that mean doc?

“it means you’re fat”

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