@pixelatedboat: Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter
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@ItsBobBelcher: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
@SufficientCharm: The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.
@3KidsNoJoke: Biden: I locked him in the bathroom, run! Obama: Joe! You can't...Give me the keys! Joe! Joe: WHEEEE! #bidenmeme #Election2016
@yoyoha: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid