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A deer, a female deer.
A hunter, with a gun.
@YoungNobler: #wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff
@Brianhopecomedy: I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp.
@10InchesPlus: "Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."
- "We should call it AAAA!"
@ieatanddrink: Put together a list of the PROS and CONS of pizza for those of you who are on the fence!
@MrAdamBez: A friend that steals your tortilla chips is nacho friend.