@Jennarater: Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?
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@AndrewNadeau0: WebMD: You have cancer. Me: No, I feel fine. I clicked you by mistake. WebMD: And good thing you did... Cuz of the cancer.
@krustythe_klown: WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half.
@Probgoblin: The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows.
@WilliamAder: I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.