@EricGoldie: Does Adam Sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?
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@ch000ch: the first guy to ride a horse was all like GIDDYUP HORSEY and the horse was all like DAMMIT WHO TOLD HIM THAT MAKES US GO
@botandy: when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology
@MRagaab: What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate.