@EricGoldie: Does Adam Sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?
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@knot_eye: [sees woman reading] "Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."
@kellysdf: According to the NSA, most of my calls are me saying, "I forgot what you told me to pick up at the store."