@EricGoldie: Does Adam Sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?
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@JermHimselfish: Ordered a pizza. Delivery guy and I talked for 45 minutes about swords and he got fired. Now he lives here, we're gonna fight crime together
@IRLPepperMD: "You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* "Chhh-over."
@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!