@AK_Holica: Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?
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@MattMcElaney: Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster.
@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
@pizza_dragon: Hi kids I'm Keanu Reeves here to tell you that speed is never cool unless you're a professional SWAT member on a bus that's about to blow up