@Elizasoul80: Does anyone ever put a chip with too much dip on it into their mouth, then shove a second chip in there to even out the chip to dip ratio?
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@A_New_Chapter_: I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one...
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