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@BakedBrotatoes: -Does it have apples in it?

-No.

-What about pine?

-No pine either.

-Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple.

-Does it have apples in it?

-No.

-What about pine?

-No pine either.

-Perfect, we’ll call it a pineapple.

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