@Slygirl08: "Does my uniform make me look fat?" -Insecurity guard
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@DallyDoll: Gross. This salad tastes like pee and vegetables. Don't ask me how I know what vegetables taste like.
@WildeThingy: "I'd like a nice stiff entendre please." - Want me to make it a double? "I'll just take it as it comes."
@LMHPhotog: Next time you’re swallowed by a whale, stand up through the blowhole like it’s a sunroof on a limo. Throw your arms up. Have some fun!