@smokedesign: Does Rapunzel use the shampoo "Head & Shoulders, knees & Toes."
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@Barknado69: Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps
@BlackJerms: Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?
@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.
@RocketRankoon: Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill