@smokedesign: Does Rapunzel use the shampoo "Head & Shoulders, knees & Toes."
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@chrisdowning: Whenever someone is doing math in their head, I just squint and give a good thinking face, then agree with whatever answer they got.
@lazerdoov: *bursts into starbucks* Me: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A POWER OUTLET Barista: yeah over there Me: oh thank god *plugs in a mechanical bull*
@NakedHangover: Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms.
@TheTweetOfGod: When the sun explodes you will have eight minutes before the world ends. In a related story, you might want to order dessert now.