@desi_princess: Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache
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@TheAlexNevil: Remember, parents: your children look to you for guidance. Kids are dumb like that.
@TheToddWilliams: I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well.
@aparnapkin: "Doctor, how bad is it?" "I mean, you're just not a great singer. I don't know why you needed a doctor to confirm for you, but there it is."