@fillthevacuum: Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear.
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@FrakkingAwesome: The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend "you get this one, I'll get the next 1" and then never see them again and make new friends.
@AGStr8upNinja: It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers.
@TheCiscoKidder: A billion yahoo accounts got hacked, but the most surprising thing is that a billion people had yahoo accounts.
@nerdreign: Body language can be so subtle that only an intuitive person can read your mood. Body slams, I have found, are far more direct.