@hamspamtymaam: Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch.
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@RoosterMustache: I hate when my phone corrects "hood morning" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today.
@JWilsonGA: Just saw my wife's tampon string hanging out while she slept. Not sure, but I bet if I lit her fuse she'd explode bigger than any firework.