@hamspamtymaam: Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch.
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@WhiskeySoured: To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball.
@david8hughes: [stargazing] "It's amazing the activity you can pick up with a decent telescope [lowers kaleidoscope] absolutely amazing."
@slimmy_shady: "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!Damn these thin walls. Don't know if my neighbors are having sex, praying or having a coronary.