@hamspamtymaam: Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch.
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@Kyle_Lippert: MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism.
@BrandonVine: Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees.
@ch000ch: [climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi