@philyuck: Dominos dropped the “pizza” from its name because they’re not legally allowed to call that pizza.
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@cosminaut: I'm pretty big on body art *pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo of a hoof with "Hoof-arted" written underneath*
@weinerdog4life: Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?
@WouldbeAllen: JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you! ME: do u count? JM: what ME: you're a ghost. Do u count? JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like
@KissabiX: Robin: I refuse to be your side chick Batman: ...sidekick R: *hiding overnight bag* oh, I'll just go and get the bat-mobile ready then