@philyuck: Dominos dropped the “pizza” from its name because they’re not legally allowed to call that pizza.
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@introvertedwife: I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.
@jazmasta: Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries
@JhonRules: me: you know they never did catch the zodiac killer guy next to me on the bus: why do you keep saying that