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@Staggfilms: DOMINO’S PIZZA TRACKER UPDATES:

- At 5:30pm, Ronny left our store with your pizza and $350 in stolen cash

- At 5:42pm, Ronny was last seen heading eastbound of HWY 94, high AF on meth

- At 6:02pm, Ronny got naked and ate your pizza while exchanging gunfire with police. Sorry

DOMINO’S PIZZA TRACKER UPDATES: 

– At 5:30pm, Ronny left our store with your pizza and $350 in stolen cash

– At 5:42pm, Ronny was last seen heading eastbound of HWY 94, high AF on meth

– At 6:02pm, Ronny got naked and ate your pizza while exchanging gunfire with police. Sorry

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