@timdonakowski: Don’t assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter.
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@gobmentcheese: I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, "I read what you said on the internet."
@wit_haze: I don't want to give away my exact locale but I'll just say I can see the moon from my kitchen. Please don't abuse this info.