@timdonakowski: Don’t assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter.
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@i_Lean: Just remember Mom, you can't spell "disappointment" without "appointment" which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview.
@lisaxy424: No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates.
@Try2StopME: Most people in horror movies would still be alive, if only those idiots had listened to the audience.
@YesItsAl: I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend