@1evilidiot: Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths.
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@skullpuppy11: The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me.
@GrowlyGrego: Got the invite to your wedding. Thanks! Sadly, your blatant overuse of illegible, ornate script fonts means I don't know when or where it is
@Aspersioncast: My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one.
@slotjunkierose: Spent 10 mins trying to get into my car today...finally the door opened when the person who actually owned the car unlocked it.