@I_Bl33d_Purple: Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either.
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@StinkyGr33n: I'm still angry about those Oreo Thins. I'm here waiting for TripleStuf and QuadrupleStuf and they're all "we went the other way with it."
@WilliamAder: Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about.
@ChipKellysBalls: WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer
@AbrasiveGhost: [Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what's the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted