@I_Bl33d_Purple: Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either.
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@HatfieldAnne: In the early hours, the hoarse retching of a cat with a hairball. First one out of bed has to clean up. My bladder is empty. Bring it.
@iAmDelFreaky: I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed.
@JB4Realz: It all started when I realized that we didn't call whiskers on rodents "mouse-taches" THERAPIST *pushes intercom* Deb, cancel my 3 o'clock.
@T_Bonezzz_: "One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service" - Abraham LinkedIn