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@Emonalisha: Don't be sad, laundry.
nobody's doing me either
@kwirkyKerri: *puts on mistletoe hat*
*casually walks by you multiple times*
@Cpin42: I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume.
@MrEmilyHeller: Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.
@primawesome: Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury.
@TheAlexNevil: You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria’s!!