@theyearofelan: Don't be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they'll spend more time manually checking your updates
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@Mr_Kapowski: Honestly Officer, the pharmacy ran out of those orange pill bottles so they just gave it to me in this plastic baggie.
@sammyrhodes: One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.