@TheMichaelRock: Don't be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
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@Parker_Simpson: Hey guys keep up the "Bush did 9/11" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears
@WilliamAder: While I fully intended to "sleep my way to the top," it appears I've napped my way to the middle.
@tchrquotes: Bear boss: I need to see you two in my office right away. *I see my coworker is nervous* Me: Relax, how bad can it be. Salmon: Shut. Up.