@TheMichaelRock: Don't be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
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@imdaintyaf: Please don't put a coin on my mouth when I die; I plan to wander the shores of the River Styx for 100 years & finally get that bikini body.
@SteveAmiri: Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a piñata.
@shopkins776: I took two years of anger management courses Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores