@novicefather: Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails.
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@PaperWash: [dog on trial for murder] lawyer: who's a good boy? dog: I am lawyer: your honor I rest my case
@philmann: I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun.
@weinerdog4life: Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what
@JasonLastname: First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air.