@mjkspeaks: Don't be that guy that goes around saying "Don't Be That Guy."
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@SaraThomas84: It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework
@crushingbort: They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people
@TheOneTrueDisco: Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely.
@stevevsninjas: Dodo, a bird, an extinct bird Ray, a pancake from the sea May, a fly that lives one day Fox, tells lies on my TV