@SaraThomas84: It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework

@crushingbort: They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people

@TheOneTrueDisco: Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely.

@stevevsninjas: Dodo, a bird, an extinct bird Ray, a pancake from the sea May, a fly that lives one day Fox, tells lies on my TV

@T_Bonezzz_: Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: Know why I pulled u over C: Stop that M: Stop that C: Wanna go to jail? M: Wanna go to jail? C: No.. errr