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@Marcmywords2: Don't believe that bullshit.
Failure is ALWAYS an option.
@squirrel74wkgn: [tearing off our clothes]
Her: I want you. Take off your shoes.
*kicks flip-flop through her TV*
@garrydavenport: My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth £15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke.
@Colt_Seethers: *Rides off into sunset*
@trevso_electric: Real House Wines.
@SortaBad: Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo