@Reverend_Scott: Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you
@Duke1173: They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
@ghostkrogh: me (checkin out at grocery store with 2 rotisserie chickens): hold up *i grab my phone although it didn't ring* sure i'll get 1 more chicken
@WheelTod: I don't sweat Friday13. I'm not superstitious. I just take off to a nice quiet cabin in the woods, slaughter a pack of teenagers, then chill