@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
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@chopper4jk: I hope when I get old, my motorized wheelchair is fast enough the catch the ice cream truck.
@dafloydsta: Covering your ears and screaming "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently.
@KatieKatCubs: My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this.