@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
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@AristotlesNZ: Me: There's a real fat one on the other team! Her: "My son's not fat!" How you know I was talking about him? "Cuz he's the.." Fat one? "Ya."
@trapgrampa: I remember when you could get a dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, and a gallon of milk for a nickel. now they got these damn security cameras.
@KatieBurnett: Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago