@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
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@KeetPotato: wife: "just break it to him gently" me: "ok ill try" [tucking son in bed] me: [opening story book] "once upon a time your grandma's dead"