@Sassafrantz: Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
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@OhReallyRach: If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows.
@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
@rickkondell: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher.
@gentilecoont: Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?