@DrizzyTheType: Don't Drake and drive or you'll end up at your ex's house.
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@samalmightysam: That awkward moment when a person says they need their beauty sleep when what they really need is plastic surgery.
@chuuew: ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me.
@InternetHippo: [inventing dialup internet] What should it sound like when it's connecting? [guy in the back stands up confidently] Pterodactyls