@Cunda22: Don't ever mistake me for someone who hasn't flirted with danger. I've got bitten by a Penguin. Twice.
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@SamGrittner: Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life.
@kfoagkfoag: I can only listen to Russian classical music after drinking creamy tea too fast. The chai cough's key
@HumanPog: *gets to heaven* omg grandpa!! grandpa: *charging at me* you wore a jean jacket to my funeral you piece of shit