@treydayway: Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive.
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@TheToddWilliams: [Scientific Conference] Scientist 1: So science? Scientist 2: *nodding* Science.
@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
@Elizasoul80: Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: "long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."
@imshitimsorry: aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?