@Soberphobiccc: Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die.
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@somecleverthing: discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.
@steveolivas: I went through and unfollowed everyone who is better looking than me. It took a lot longer than I thought it would.
@Jaywoo74: Wife: You act like a child with that phone. Me: Child? I'm a grown ass man. Wife: Let me see your phone. Me: No. *snatches phone Me: MINE
@notfaizzy: There's been lots of "OH MY GOD!" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying.