@Soberphobiccc: Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die.
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@dafloydsta: WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?
@Contwixt: In truth, spiders are harmless* *Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs.