@Soberphobiccc: Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die.
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@KaylarWill: It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus
@cat_beltane: "so what did you do before self-driving cars?" "we just drove 'em ourselves!" "wow, no one died that way?" "oh no, millions of people died"
@TheBoydP: Whoever said that collectively women are the fair sex obviously didn't understand the meaning of fair, or women, or maybe even sex...