@Soberphobiccc: Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die.
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@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
@NotthatAdamWest: The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian.
@jonnysun: WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves