@Reverend_Scott: Don't forget to sacrifice your own personal goals to live up to someone else's expectations today!
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@click4amanda: Him: Yah, I like my meat rare Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean? Him: ...... Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date
@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.