@Reverend_Scott: Don't forget to sacrifice your own personal goals to live up to someone else's expectations today!
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@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
@FeverFlave: Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
@phaggots: [ouija board] Spirits im in need of your help O N L Y I F Y O U H E L P U S Sure W T F I S Y O U R W I F I P A S S W O R D
@Sickayduh: [Cruise ship] "HELP! THIS MAN HAD A HEART ATTACK" - I think I can help *frantically covers him in all the life vests* cmon do your stuff