@bornmiserable: "Don't get any ideas." - Worn out light bulb
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@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
@Writepop: "And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want! Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!" - Cat game shows
@SadFaceOtter: Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier