@DaddyJew: Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid.
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@thetobbie: When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me...