@DaddyJew: Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DimpleThakkar: Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre.
@Bagyants: I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.
@sarcasticmommy4: What I said: GET IN THE CAR, WE'RE LATE! What my kids hear: Start looking for a toy that was lost 5 years ago.
@jjax44: Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.