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@MrsGoose69: Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever.
Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet!
Give her wifi so there's no excuse.

Don’t give a women flower, she may have hay fever. 
Don’t give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! 
Give her wifi so there’s no excuse.

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