@werehedgehog: Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us.
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@pinupteacher: Two people have knocked on my door this morning so I did what any grown adult would do and hid.
@david8hughes: The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, "Where is the water main?" so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
@NotMarkAllen: I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad.