@werehedgehog: Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us.
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@Bob_Heller: Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you.
@Muath_tu: Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office.
@OutOnTheMoors: Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly.