@werehedgehog: Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us.
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@AmishPornStar1: It's almost summer and I'm only three stomach flus and a couple tapeworms away from my beach body!!!
@markleggett: What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex.