@Just_Lee_: Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming.
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@iwearaonesie: *SNAP* *wife screams* *walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* "why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"
@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"
@PantsDonkey: Everyone please stop saying that today's date only happens once. EVERY date only happens once, that's how time works.