@pakalupapito: dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
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@SaraMansford: Dear parents buying holiday gifts for teachers: They don't want candles or a Starbucks GC. They put up with your kids. They want wine.
@ArfMeasures: DATE: I'm really into *bites lip & lowers voice* S&M ME: Well, I *trails finger sexily across the table* like all of the letters
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: Hurry up kid. We're gonna be late for school 6 y/o daughter: *begins eating each Lucky Charms marshmallow individually*
@LaLuchaNix: My neighbor shouldn't put up a fake graveyard for Halloween if she doesn't want me getting drunk and performing Thriller every night at 2AM.