@NotJPo: "Don't kid yourself." - birth control
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@AmishPornStar1: I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters
@notacroc: [1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*
@Fred_Delicious: "ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER" [spider removes earbuds] "yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"