@NotJPo: "Don't kid yourself." - birth control
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@AndyAsAdjective: Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce
@DamienFahey: I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."
@lecalabara: Caught my son running a Google search for "adult entertainment". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.