@alrightbob: "Don't move or she's dead" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing.
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@markydoodoo: The deep ocean is so mysterious. Sharks and octopuses could be down there having dance battles and we'd never know. We'd never know.
@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
@mollymcnearney: Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot. I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste.