@TheRachelFisher: Don't "pshhh" me, you stupid bus.
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@Travon: I'm opening a restaurant called "It doesn't matter, whatever you want" since every girl alive wants guys to take them there.
@eyeswidebutt: [dinner table] gfs dad: so what do you do for a living me: human trafficking *he chokes* gf: he's a crossing guard dad
@wit_haze: I don't want to give away my exact locale but I'll just say I can see the moon from my kitchen. Please don't abuse this info.
@TitansHomer: Just saw a guy at the gym with only 1 arm. If that's not motivation, I don't know what is? Seriously, I don't know, I'm leaving...