@TheRachelFisher: Don't "pshhh" me, you stupid bus.
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@MrFornicator: When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting.
@SwedishCanary: Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics.
@3_livi: I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.
@rorynotroy: id be so offended if a group of ppl just rolled through my room on safari rn as im lounging in bed and just pointed at me and took pictures