@MollyERA: DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING. THATS LIKE YOU GOING TO TACO BELL BUT THE TACOS WERE INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME
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@SergioValenCo: Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you.
@SaulKewl: Riley can be a little girl's name, it's not always a dog's name. If someone says Riley's been sick don't bring up euthanasia right away.
@ArfMeasures: WIFE: I'm leaving ME: Well it's no suprise, our relationship has slowly deteriorated and I'm not sure we even like each other any more WIFE: I'm leaving to go to the shops ME: Ooh get tacos