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@Rollinintheseat: *Don’t Walk sign flashes*
Me: [from my wheelchair]: “Okay.”
@NicestHippo: *writes "with my squad" under a picture of me and several cats"
@mallelis: we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there.
@Gizmo_1984: Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
@ibid78: -What should we name this creature w/ big feet?
-And this w/ saber teeth?
-And this beaverduck?
@MasterOfMoppets: These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy.
[eats another coaster]