@roadkill3x: Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.
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@donni: He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down
@Sassafrantz: If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know.
@NicCageMatch: The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold. One of them just asked me for my number.