@roadkill3x: Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.
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@mattZillaaaa: I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined
@Try2StopME: Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'
@davidkenny100: Morgan Freeman: I'm not losing my mind, I'm not losing my mind. [Morgan Freeman voice] He was though. He was losing his mind big time