@NicolaJSwinney: Don't we all.
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@bumdog7: I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
@rockymomax: [baby finally falls asleep] ME: *tip toes to couch* I can finally relax DOG: I'M GONNA BARK FOR NO REASON